Enlightened.

Miss Djie figured why she drinks coffee.
Because Coffee is a daytime social thing!
-Let's grab coffee when I'm back, never Let's head out for Tea-

Its too English to ask a friend out for tea.
Coffee is the other end of the spectrum: Laid-back, American, "chill" style.
Tea's just too formal.

I never liked Coffee till I discovered Frappaccino,
And Frappaccino is like a traitor to the notion of Coffee:
Sweet, Milky and nothing as strongly-brewed as coffee.

So I technically still don't like Coffee.